“Oh — thank you. It is very kind of you.”
My porter, without great enthusiasm, added her luggage to mine; and in a few minutes we found ourselves on board the Channel ferry.1
Before the boat had been under way for ten minutes, I realized that Miss Bradley was a remarkable bore. Shyly and hesitantly she kept on talking about nothing, and made no remark worth taking notice of.
I learned that she had been in Italy a fortnight, visiting her sister who was married to an Italian. She had never been out of England before.
I did not look forward to travelling to London with her for another four hours, so excusing myself I went along to the booking-office on board the boat and booked myself a seat on the Golden Arrow.2
Miss Bradley was travelling by the ordinary boat train,3 so this would mean that we should part at Dover.
At Dover I hired one of the crew to carry our luggage.
Normally, passengers for the Golden Arrow are dealt with by the customs first, as the train leaves twenty minutes before the ordinary boat train. When the boy asked if we were going on the Golden Arrow, I hesitated and then said “Yes”.
It was too difficult to explain that one of us was and one of us wasn’t, and then it would get Miss Bradley through the customs quickly.
As we went towards the Customs Hall, I explained care fully to her that my train left before hers, but that I would see her through the customs; the boy would then take the luggage to our trains, and she could sit comfortably in hers till it left. Miss Bradley said, "Oh, thank you very much.’’
The boy, of course, had put our suit-cases together on the counter, and Miss Bradley and I went and stood before them.
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the four suit-cases in that human X-ray manner which cus toms examiners must practise night and morning, and said, “This is all yours?” .
I was not quite sure whether he was speaking to me, or me and Miss Bradley. So I replied, “Well — mine and this lady’s”.
The examiner said, “But you’re together?”
“For the moment,” I said rather foolishly, smiling at Miss Bradley.
“Yes,” said the customs man patiently. “But are you tra velling together? Is this your joint luggage?”
“Well, no. Not exactly. We’re just sharing a porter.”
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